This couples-only adult resort is known for being perfect for an intimate vacation for two, or a swingers’ haven if that floats your boat. Slip away to the au-natural beach area or join the fun with sensually-themed activities like body painting, a communal hot tub, Lingerie and Champagne Night, a clothing-optional Jacuzzi foam party, and a private, guided happy ending during the Desire couple’s massage.
See www.desireresorts.com. All-inclusive from $1,295/₹83,200 for a deluxe room for a couple for a minimum stay of two nights.
Get down and dirty at this gem touted as “Brighton’s sauciest boutique hotel”. The sea-facing townhouse has 19 rooms for kitschy delight, including the Nookii Room, complete with a neon peep-show sign and a kinky iron bed; Lover’s Lair with an 8-ft round bed with a mirrored canopy, a pole-dancing area, and a plunge bath with double monsoon showerheads; and a boudoir tribute to 1950s American pin-up Betty Page, with lots of leopard print and a spa bath for two. Spice up your weekend with a Koibito Sexy MF Love hamper (includes a handmade leather paddle, a silver waterproof vibrator, a tickling feather, PVC bondage tape, and organic lubricant) for £50 (₹4,150); a boudoir photography shoot from £95 (₹7,900) an hour; and the Lovebird package with champagne, chocolates, flowers, breakfast in bed, plus late check-out for an extra £99 (₹8,220).
See hotelpelirocco.co.uk for details. Doubles from £89/₹8,000 a night.
This Perth retreat is your best shot for a crescendo of multiple orgasms, sexual orientation no bar. You’re in safe hands with founder Catherine Wood, who has over 25 years of hands-on experience in leading men and women in the art of lovemaking. Wood’s note on the website affirms “your birthright to experience a beautiful, healthy and loving sexual union,” offering techniques in extended pleasure, the art of communication, surrendering to the moment—and, for women, healing the Goddess within. Bring it on, we say.
See sanctuaryoftantra.com.au for details. Couple’s Workshop, AUD397/₹19,850 a couple.
Turned on by pirates? Aroused by S&M? Cavemen? Alien abduction? 1970s Japanese period aesthetics? What better place to lose your inhibitions and propel your fantasies than a love hotel in Japan, home to fetishes and reportedly, the least sexually satisfied humans. Hit the jackpot with Room 306 at Hotel Loire in Osaka. Whether paying by the hour or overnight, the three-in-one theme room has enough space for your wild side to come out and play in a doctor’s office with floor-to-ceiling mirrors, a subway car, and a black-lit aquarium backdrop when you turn out the lights.